Paper Gyroscope

soapbird

hyrude

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

the-darkest-of-souls

This is absolutely amazing

Source: hyrude

soapbird

Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace

reyyofsunshiine

tastefullyoffensive

(via tigerleli)

uppestoftownchics

The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.

deatheatspicklechips

You can tell which one’s really from a professor because the fake one has that professional sign off and the real ones end in “Sent from my iPhone”

Source: tastefullyoffensive

breakoutofthatbox

sincerelymady

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

chakrabot

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

aureliaborealis

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”